America has Apple stores (so does Puerto Rico, but have I gone? No)

I've been to the Apple store in Portland a few times with Laurie, for one thing or another, and today I was playing with the computers while she took care of...whatever it was she was taking care of. There are a LOT of toys there, more than a couple which inspired computer driven lust in my heart. And my fingers. And then the imp came out to play. I put my blog with its latest post on about five